Micahisms

For you who don't know my son Micah, he is a very funny little boy. Here are a couple of things he has said lately that I thought were pretty funny.

• Pointing to his stomach the other day he informed his mother, "my boss said it was time to eat."
• Pastors teach God is powerful and strong... and that he builds bridges and trucks and stuff
• If Santa Claus doesn't come down the chimney, will he break a window?
• (In his best cowboy voice he says to his sister) Come here little lady
• In Sunday School while standing in front of his class he says, "Now, let me tell you why whales are yucky," and then he tells them about Jonah and the big fish.